| THE WINDUPS (updated for 2008) |
| 1. Global Federation of Mobile Theft!
A great wind up involving the theft of a mobile numbre, the victims mobile number, but the phone is still in use - someone's in trouble!.
Call 0906 517 4325.... Choose option # 1
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2. Dr. Hunt from the National STD Control unit.
Sounds like you have been fooling around with the wrong person and they have named you as a possible carrier of Zachary Syndrome. This is an nasty STD with some painful, yet funny treatment. Call 0906 517 4325.... Choose option # 3 |
3. Pissed off Jane.
Jane is on the war path and the victim is in for a rough ide as she is pissed off, why hasn't he got back to her? He said he would? She is persistent and irriatating and will have you wetting your pants laughing at your victims reaction. Call 0906 517 4325.... Choose option # 3 |
4. Voice recognition software - what a JOKE!
The victims has to repeat hilarious words and phrases in order to test a voic recognition software. Their phone has been reported as fualty - wonder ho thats happened - he he he. Call 0906 517 4325.... Choose option # 4 |
5. I just missed your call - what do you want?!
An irritated bloke with a great accent has just missed a call from the victim and wants to know what its about, the victim best be quick as this guy is in the middle of something. A repeat call joke, guaranted to deliver the wind up. Call 0906 517 4325.... Choose option # 5 |
6. Who's been buying PORN online?
A great wind up centred around the victim having bought PORN or similar erotic items on the net, the delivery is on the way - in like five minutes. Oh shit! They need to confirm a few detials - this one is brilliant.
Call 0906 517 4325.... Choose option # 6 |
7. Radio chat show to win a holiday!
The victim is blagged to go on a live radio show to win a hoiday to Antigua, ace! Only they have to answer questions regarding an ex - hilarious.
Listen to them squirm as they think they are live on daytime radio.
Call 0906 517 4325.... Choose option # 7 |
8. Make a Beeline from the dating agency.
Someones been advertising them selves with a dating agency! and they already have interested parties. The victim listens to the messages they have and is asked for some input and responses, brilliant.
Call 0906 517 4325.... Choose option # 8 |
9. TV appearance - one touch is too much!
OK, so they ned the victim to appear on a reality tv game show called on touh is too much - it sounds ace but somone has dropped out at the last minute. Listen and laugh at your victim on the phone.
Call 0906 517 4325.... Choose option # 9 |
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